yay or nay

so i didn't eat yesterday because i'm broke and drank a shit ton. as a result i woke up drunk, and decided cheezy tots are the way to go (burger king was ideal because i got free bk gift cards at a bar. it's bizarre, they give out packs of cigarettes and free stuff (like bk gift cards) at bars, but rarely free booze). they are the most vile yet awesome invention in the world that must be dipped in ranch.

i suggest you try them.