Friday, September 26, 2008

Birthday Time!!!

Happy Birthday Chloe!!! Hope you had a good one!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Great news if you love american psycho


HOORAY
According to The New York Times there is a musical version of American Psycho in the works. This combines a few of my favorite things, cheesy broadway songs and murder (similarly to the 1991 classic Nudist Colony of the Dead). Hopefully this will include another one of my favorite elements... someone at least half as sexy as Christian Bale in the original movie. *le sigh*
Until then I'll be listening to Huey Louis and the News playing with an axe in anticipation.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tokyo



I heard their might be a group trip to japan some day, somehow

gawth


p.s. check out this neverending story creature-mole like pregnant lady sculpture

happy autumn children

It just turned fall or something
The seasons are changing and its a new yearr
To Orchestrate visually and obtain a better understanding of the shift in weather, I am here providing a physical example of change.

correlation.
anyways happy fall
miss you all bcbs
<3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxooooo

Battery-of an insulting or provoking nature

another source from dlisted
but some dude farted on a cop and got battery charges for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://dlisted.com/node/28431#comments

BREAKING GOSSIP GIRL NEWZ!!

CHUCK BASS AND DREW BARRYMORE MADE OUT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOLEN FROM MICHAEL K

The other night Drew Barrymore was seen leaving some joint with Chace Crawford, but it looks like she was only using him to get to the real goods: Chuck Bass. Last night at the Kings of Leon concert after-party at Bowery Electric in NYC, Drew and Chuck Bass were caught tongue fucking each other's mouths. I know. I'm so romantic.

A source told UsWeekly that this is the second time they have made out in public. Shit. This means Drew is pregnant or she's officially Chuck Bass' beard. One of those.

I'm guessing that Chuck only stuck his tongue down Drew's mouth because he couldn't stand hearing her lisp anymore! Although, I bet it sounds cute when Drew says his last name. Wethwick. That is kind of cute.

UPDATE: A reader just sent me this shit about Drew and Chuck Bass: "I was standing outside Pourhouse smoking and they walked by me, arms around each other, and he was wearing leather pants and a PURPLE FANNY PACK!!!" That explains everything.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Phantom of the Opera is there...inside your mind

METRO UK
Woman killed by man in Phantom mask
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The assailant was wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask
A knifeman wearing a "Phantom of the Opera" mask and a wig allegedly stabbed to death his ex-girlfriend before slitting his own throat, it was revealed today.


The 23-year-old victim died after being attacked last night while at work as a receptionist at St George's International College in Plaistow, east London.

A second woman, believed to be her colleague, was stabbed in the shoulder in the incident.

A 29-year-old man was under police guard in hospital today after being arrested on suspicion of murder and attempted murder.

Detectives confirmed that the suspect was seen immediately before the attack wearing a curly black wig and a Phantom of the Opera-style face mask.

Monday, September 22, 2008

SAdness

Rainbowzz

This female feels that rainbows are a government conspiracy...

Friday, September 19, 2008

i really wanna go to punk and disorderly.

im so out of shape on my german i could use a trip abroad.
anywho, i also think i need to see cocksparrer for a third time.
comon look at this list:

ANTI PASTI
ARGY BARGY
BLACK TARTAN CLAN
THE BOYS
COCK SPARRER
CRASHED OUT
CRUSHING CASPARS
THE DESPISED
DETECTORS
DISCHARGE
DISCIPLINE
EASTSIDE BOYS
FREIBOITER
GIMP FIST
THE GONADS
DIE KASSIERER
KLASSE KRIMINALE
KLINGONZ
LAST RESORT
MARK FOGGO'S SKASTERS
MELANIE & THE SECRET ARMY
MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE
MOPED LADS
PĂ–BEL & GESOCKS
PULLOUT
RADIO DEAD ONES
RAZORBLADE
SECTION 5
SONIC BOOM SIX
SYMARIP
TOXPACK
URBAN REJECTS
VICE SQUAD

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

have i found the perfect costume or what?

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and it remember, its labeled "FOR ADULTS".
and see the side picture where the dude is lookin through the peep hole... look how happy he is... it just really makes me wonder, what the fuck has this world come to??

For all those sneaky bitches out there...

40 degrees when i tell that bitch please

the fact that this is so fucked up yet i laughed really hard when i read it is a sure sign that i am going to hell.

http://www.tard-blog.com/

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

artfag time

if anyone (with a particularly large wallet) was wondering what to get me for my birthday (December 20th, ya hear?!) I suggest you look at the work of Jordan Eagles
I first discovered him with the azn at Bridge Art Fair '07 while tearing up Art Basel and he has been on my mind ever since.
His work is composed of blood (according to the rep at Bridge, its animal blood) and resin.
Gory, eh?
i find his work to be simple and beautiful yet quite disturbing.
Heres a few samplings


Monday, September 15, 2008

uhhh

There are babies in my house..plural. I'm trying to figure out who's smarter the little people or the cat. It's a close one...
A wise man once told me a truth about those things, "Babies, they literally know nothing." It's really true. The kids respond better to summoning but the cat is more cooperative. The baby walks around with one shoe, the cat doesn't recognize it's own reflection in a mirror.
Can I haz a dog?





Sunday, September 14, 2008

Birthday time!!

Today is lovely Mina's birthday! GIFTS AND WELL WISHES CAN COMMENCE<3

Saturday, September 13, 2008

yay or nay

so i didn't eat yesterday because i'm broke and drank a shit ton. as a result i woke up drunk, and decided cheezy tots are the way to go (burger king was ideal because i got free bk gift cards at a bar. it's bizarre, they give out packs of cigarettes and free stuff (like bk gift cards) at bars, but rarely free booze). they are the most vile yet awesome invention in the world that must be dipped in ranch.

i suggest you try them.

Friday, September 12, 2008

BTDUBS

The new Facebook is fucking retarded.

NEVER FORGET

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

(i know i'm late but late is better than never)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

wanna have a babyyy???

"my life dream is to drop out of school to be on girls gone wild and to have maa babyy"




Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Don't you still wish it was 1992

Perhaps Lars Ulrich would be more popular now adays if he had just made a rap video.
Jeff showed this to me years ago and I randomly thought of it today and felt it necessary 

Sunday, September 7, 2008

SHOWSSSSSS

So Far...

September 10th --G.B.H.
September 13th --25 Ta Life, Razorblade Handgrenade
September 19th --Sick of it All
September 21st --Hub City Stompers, Razorblade Handgrenade
September 27th --Cro-mags (jam), Sick of it All, Murphy's Law
October 4th --Templars, Ultimo Asalto
October 5th --Killing time!!
October 11th --No Redeeming Social Value, S.S.S.P.
October 11th --Killing joke
October 15th --Danzig
October 25th --25 Ta Life
November 6th --Bad Brains
November 29th --Murphy's Law
December 6th --Killing Time

BE THERRR OR I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP

I think I just went retarded....

...after watching this video



Jamie Foxx Destroys Doug Williams

This is from the Emmit Smith Roast a few years back. Doug Williams makes a lame attempt to be funny and appears haggard and resentful. Watch the clip below to see him be humiliated...

Thursday, September 4, 2008

current obsessions.

Gah! So I'm sure most of you are all facing the same school-work-life balancing act so I figured I'd post something [somewhat] related to each!
School:

I found this neat site Free Rice  which is basically a triva site but every time you get an answer right they donate 10 grains of rice as an effort to stop world hunger. Seem
s like very little but when you get frustrated in an attempt to get to level 10 on the "famous paintings" subject you realize how many thousands of grains you've added. The subjects are from english vocabulary to famous paintings (art history dorks unite! paintings mainly from post impressionism/impressionism/renassaince) and learning languages (German! Fuck yeah!) I find this especially fun on the train/bus whatever when I'm bored using my phone. 

Work:
So this isn't so work related per-se but I heard this song for the first time AT work on the American Apparel internet radio do-hickey Viva. Every since then I've been obsessed. Perhaps its just because the 
band name is "Neon Neon". 
Either way, listen, hate on me, then secretly love it. :D
Life:
Okay  I know this is really cheesy but I've 
been so busy lately that I forgot how beautiful sunsets were in Miami and as I was taking my leisurely stroll home from the train I got to notice it. I'll be like the postcard for Miami saying come here! visit me! Save me from... I don't know. Anywho I snapped a picture from my iphone.

Thank you Google Images!

Words of the day: Raggedy Ass Ho inspired by Leatherface aka Heather from Rock of Love




Tuesday, September 2, 2008

OK. This is serious.



http://www.8minutedating.com/


Who's with me?

PRO NAILS

schools starting and it's back to school shopping season.
so i got new nails:
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not as good as the b.c.b . nails from before, but still fabulous and from a ghetto place called asia nails.
Since i'mbroke i've been living off of eggs and pasta and some how stumbled on this crazy i love egg video.

Monday, September 1, 2008

THIS HOW WE ROLL

We Rockin' stiletto's hoe





this song is so true. ella we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!


Got Problems I'll Solve em. Hit that Bitch with a Bottle.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING