Wankers and Twats

So, if anyone has seen me in the past week, you know that I've been holed up in my room watching my new obsessive favorite British sitcom Skins. It's pretty much the most amazing show, combining issues from both Gossip Girl (sans the rich part) and Degrassi but without the horrendous corny lines. Can someone please watch it too and discuss with me? Thanks. Here's the gist of it:

That's if you're down for your shit, bitch.

I found this DVD at Duane Reade while drunk with itis. Nobody let me buy it but I found it online. It's not as chola-rific as I was hoping but if you want to watch people who can't act be scandalous check out this link. I think this may just be about a hummer limo.
http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/quinceaera/

If you just want exquisite cholas from el barrio watch Mi Vida Loca, it's so good it inspires me to wear flannel and draw my eyebrows on with sharpies.

get the rest, although in sections on youtube.

-Traviesa

Man bunzz is sickies :(

My fluffy little man started having health issues last week when he began screaming like the invisible dinosaurs in The Sound of Horror. This prompted some chaos and confusion but the vet came and told me that my Sid Vicious was actually a Nancy Spungen and that she probably just had gas... or cancer. No biggie right? 

Well He had surgery and the vet called me later to say she had "squeezed a penis out" and that "it had been in hiding"... strange... and that his  problem was just with bladder sediment. 

Well now he has an abscess where his unnecessary spaying surgery (oh yeah they tried to neuter him, as a girl) and he smells funny and every bunny clinic is closed for the holiday :( 

Update: the vet came back and she took him up with her and sewed his abscess together but then was claiming that he "appeared to be on hallucinogenic drugs" and was running away from things that weren't there and afraid of nothing.   My poor baby! he's staying the night for observation. 

I'M SLEEPING WITH THA-REE DA-I-FFERENT MEN!

I feel like everyone could use a break from school thoughts and watch this petite-eyebrowed princess tell us in her best hoodrat voice what she really wants.... 

ella come home

This post is in memory of vampirella. She may never come home again once those college kids get their filthy hands on her. Missssssssss you! in other news this post is not about anything but I might as well mention the beautiful items I purchased at sephora yesterday since I recommend all of them (sorry boys)
- the bare minerals starter kit rulezzzz
-the dry shampoo spray by rene furterer is ultra fabulous for people who dont wash their hair like me
-lip venom lip balm is addictive, I cant get enough
-the clinique makeup brush cleaner works wonders. ok that is all.
Damn I hate the school year, it makes me realize im not doing anything with my life
rip summer

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE SASS GET OUT OF THE BLOG.

Welcome to the hotness. Anyone knowledgeable in html hit us up.  Summer is winding down and Our Lady of Gramercy is off to school in California. Tonight is her last night to party so give her a call. The Clubhouse/Headquarters is almost complete, any Dolly Parton/Elvis/ RuPaul/Elizabeth Taylor/Sleepy puppy posters and lifesize cutouts are very welcome. Make your names and write away.

xo

Montel Williams.