Is this supposed to be art

ray ban man cow baby
how extremely hipster of this slimy man
HAHAHAHA
gross

oversharing.

so amanda showed me this twitter thing. pretty much you update what you're doing and everyone that follows you sees the updates. i don't know how it feel about it but it might be different if everyone i know had one. it's kinda like over over sharing, but with a limited amount of words.

www.twitter.com

see you guys on thursday.

stiletto pumps status

turkey day

except instead of a chicken, a turkey.
<3 ms. peaches.

see everyone tomorrow.......

MAMITAS BEST BE ATTENDING

SEE YOU IN 3 DAYS MUTHALUVAS
XOXOXOXOXOXOOOOO

Spare time for a cellmate?

PENPALZZ 

I wonder if anyone we know is on this website- if not now then definitely one day. Send one of these refined(confined) ladies or gentlemen a letter. Be sure to spray it with perfume and leave a locket of your body hair(they like that shit.)

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/index.html

Joseph Foster #75808
Camp J, Shark 2/R #12
Louisiana State Penitentiary
Angola, LA. 70712

Death sentence on installment plan. Two life sentences, plus 99 years consecutively, without parole. Down for murder, two kidnappings, armed robbery and burglary.

Paralegal and well read. 'Nam era Marine. Country man, who's witnessed the city lights. Love outdoors, riding horses, hunting, fishing, watching a log burn on the fireplace, dining out, watching movies, cooking on a pit and many other activities. I skin and sky dive, snow and water ski, play tennis, poker, etc. Haven't had a personal visit, mail or phone call in approximately 13 years. Successful Businessman prior to imprisonment. Do hobbycraft woodwork, leather and jewelry making.

Actually innocent of crimes convicted of. Killed in self defense and ran like hell from the cops. I'm still attempting to prove this fact. Was kidnapped and robbed, killing my abductor. My wife fell apart on me, went to drinking and in 18 months had lost, sold and given away our assets and died. My family is either dead or long ago forgotten who I am.

Without help, I'm destined to die and be buried here in prison. I've got 5,000 inmates to talk to, but looking for more than a conversationist. No games please, none desired by you.



Race: White
Date of Birth: 5-22-52
Release Date: Death
Height: 6'2"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? Nope
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes, both
Education: Associates Degree
Occupation before prison: Owned 2 business; Gangster
Activities in prison: Hobbycraft, legal writing, staying in trouble, etc.

Skins in Slums

Dev Patel, better known to us as Anwar from SKiNS is in a new movie entitled Slumdog Millionaire. It's getting really good reviews. It's playing at the Angelika theater...let's see it ASAP!!!!
Here's the official site:http://www.foxsearchlight.com/slumdogmillionaire/

and here is the official trailer:

You'll always be Anwar to me!!

beaver friend

What we gotta say to the haters

12 and autistic? or maybe shes just congested.
the best is when she pauses cause she hasta think about where the fuck shes really going with this masterpiece of a shout out.

but all i gots ta say is holla at BCB 'Lil J, cuz you've got what it takes ta be a bone crushin' bitchhhh
latahhhh

puppies!!!

I'm getting this cutie:

sometime this week. her name's hazel and she's 11 months old and a sweetheart. ain't she cute.

pug lyfe

save the date... bitch

October 23rd - 26th I'll be in New York.
So uh... get this party started.

Disclaimer:
thats not my bunny, thats the famous oolong the balancing rabbit head bunny
This is my bunn bunn

GET CHRIS HANSEN

VOTE FOR THE BCB SKATEBOARD

voting ends on the 7th or 8th so if you still haven't voted please do, and pass along the message to anyone and everyone!!! I think the winner gets the skateboard and 100$ so if we win lets go drink! 
http://artdeckos.com/vote.php click to vote for "brooklyn can brawl"

Birthday Time!!!

Happy Birthday Chloe!!! Hope you had a good one!!

Great news if you love american psycho

HOORAY
According to The New York Times there is a musical version of American Psycho in the works. This combines a few of my favorite things, cheesy broadway songs and murder (similarly to the 1991 classic Nudist Colony of the Dead). Hopefully this will include another one of my favorite elements... someone at least half as sexy as Christian Bale in the original movie. *le sigh*
Until then I'll be listening to Huey Louis and the News playing with an axe in anticipation.

Tokyo

I heard their might be a group trip to japan some day, somehow

gawth


p.s. check out this neverending story creature-mole like pregnant lady sculpture

happy autumn children

It just turned fall or something
The seasons are changing and its a new yearr
To Orchestrate visually and obtain a better understanding of the shift in weather, I am here providing a physical example of change.

correlation.
anyways happy fall
miss you all bcbs
<3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxooooo

Battery-of an insulting or provoking nature

another source from dlisted
but some dude farted on a cop and got battery charges for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://dlisted.com/node/28431#comments

BREAKING GOSSIP GIRL NEWZ!!

CHUCK BASS AND DREW BARRYMORE MADE OUT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOLEN FROM MICHAEL K

The other night Drew Barrymore was seen leaving some joint with Chace Crawford, but it looks like she was only using him to get to the real goods: Chuck Bass. Last night at the Kings of Leon concert after-party at Bowery Electric in NYC, Drew and Chuck Bass were caught tongue fucking each other's mouths. I know. I'm so romantic.

A source told UsWeekly that this is the second time they have made out in public. Shit. This means Drew is pregnant or she's officially Chuck Bass' beard. One of those.

I'm guessing that Chuck only stuck his tongue down Drew's mouth because he couldn't stand hearing her lisp anymore! Although, I bet it sounds cute when Drew says his last name. Wethwick. That is kind of cute.

UPDATE: A reader just sent me this shit about Drew and Chuck Bass: "I was standing outside Pourhouse smoking and they walked by me, arms around each other, and he was wearing leather pants and a PURPLE FANNY PACK!!!" That explains everything.