B.C.Blog

Is this supposed to be art

2009-01-07T22:12:00.003-05:00

ray ban man cow baby
how extremely hipster of this slimy man
HAHAHAHA
gross

oversharing.

2008-12-17T16:29:00.003-05:00

so amanda showed me this twitter thing. pretty much you update what you're doing and everyone that follows you sees the updates. i don't know how it feel about it but it might be different if everyone i know had one. it's kinda like over over sharing, but with a limited amount of words.

www.twitter.com

see you guys on thursday.

stiletto pumps status

2008-12-01T21:08:00.000-05:00

turkey day

2008-11-26T01:18:00.002-05:00

except instead of a chicken, a turkey.
<3 ms. peaches.

see everyone tomorrow.......

MAMITAS BEST BE ATTENDING

2008-11-23T22:29:00.000-05:00

SEE YOU IN 3 DAYS MUTHALUVAS
XOXOXOXOXOXOOOOO

Spare time for a cellmate?

2008-11-22T00:26:00.003-05:00

PENPALZZ

I wonder if anyone we know is on this website- if not now then definitely one day. Send one of these refined(confined) ladies or gentlemen a letter. Be sure to spray it with perfume and leave a locket of your body hair(they like that shit.)

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/index.html

Joseph Foster #75808
Camp J, Shark 2/R #12
Louisiana State Penitentiary
Angola, LA. 70712

Death sentence on installment plan. Two life sentences, plus 99 years consecutively, without parole. Down for murder, two kidnappings, armed robbery and burglary.

Paralegal and well read. 'Nam era Marine. Country man, who's witnessed the city lights. Love outdoors, riding horses, hunting, fishing, watching a log burn on the fireplace, dining out, watching movies, cooking on a pit and many other activities. I skin and sky dive, snow and water ski, play tennis, poker, etc. Haven't had a personal visit, mail or phone call in approximately 13 years. Successful Businessman prior to imprisonment. Do hobbycraft woodwork, leather and jewelry making.

Actually innocent of crimes convicted of. Killed in self defense and ran like hell from the cops. I'm still attempting to prove this fact. Was kidnapped and robbed, killing my abductor. My wife fell apart on me, went to drinking and in 18 months had lost, sold and given away our assets and died. My family is either dead or long ago forgotten who I am.

Without help, I'm destined to die and be buried here in prison. I've got 5,000 inmates to talk to, but looking for more than a conversationist. No games please, none desired by you.

Race: White
Date of Birth: 5-22-52
Release Date: Death
Height: 6'2"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? Nope
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes, both
Education: Associates Degree
Occupation before prison: Owned 2 business; Gangster
Activities in prison: Hobbycraft, legal writing, staying in trouble, etc.

Skins in Slums

2008-11-19T15:25:00.005-05:00

Dev Patel, better known to us as Anwar from SKiNS is in a new movie entitled Slumdog Millionaire. It's getting really good reviews. It's playing at the Angelika theater...let's see it ASAP!!!!
Here's the official site:http://www.foxsearchlight.com/slumdogmillionaire/

and here is the official trailer:

You'll always be Anwar to me!!

beaver friend

2008-11-14T18:36:00.001-05:00

What we gotta say to the haters

2008-10-15T06:29:00.004-04:00

12 and autistic? or maybe shes just congested.
the best is when she pauses cause she hasta think about where the fuck shes really going with this masterpiece of a shout out.

but all i gots ta say is holla at BCB 'Lil J, cuz you've got what it takes ta be a bone crushin' bitchhhh
latahhhh

puppies!!!

2008-10-14T19:03:00.002-04:00

I'm getting this cutie:

sometime this week. her name's hazel and she's 11 months old and a sweetheart. ain't she cute.

pug lyfe

2008-10-08T21:01:00.002-04:00

save the date... bitch

2008-10-08T17:43:00.004-04:00

October 23rd - 26th I'll be in New York.
So uh... get this party started.

Disclaimer:
thats not my bunny, thats the famous oolong the balancing rabbit head bunny
This is my bunn bunn

GET CHRIS HANSEN

2008-10-07T15:39:00.001-04:00

VOTE FOR THE BCB SKATEBOARD

2008-10-06T15:46:00.004-04:00

voting ends on the 7th or 8th so if you still haven't voted please do, and pass along the message to anyone and everyone!!! I think the winner gets the skateboard and 100$ so if we win lets go drink!
http://artdeckos.com/vote.php click to vote for "brooklyn can brawl"

Birthday Time!!!

2008-09-26T04:39:00.001-04:00

Happy Birthday Chloe!!! Hope you had a good one!!

Great news if you love american psycho

2008-09-25T20:44:00.005-04:00

HOORAY
According to The New York Times there is a musical version of American Psycho in the works. This combines a few of my favorite things, cheesy broadway songs and murder (similarly to the 1991 classic Nudist Colony of the Dead). Hopefully this will include another one of my favorite elements... someone at least half as sexy as Christian Bale in the original movie. *le sigh*
Until then I'll be listening to Huey Louis and the News playing with an axe in anticipation.

Tokyo

2008-09-24T20:12:00.007-04:00

I heard their might be a group trip to japan some day, somehow

gawth

p.s. check out this neverending story creature-mole like pregnant lady sculpture

happy autumn children

2008-09-24T19:56:00.004-04:00

It just turned fall or something
The seasons are changing and its a new yearr
To Orchestrate visually and obtain a better understanding of the shift in weather, I am here providing a physical example of change.

correlation.
anyways happy fall
miss you all bcbs
<3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxooooo

Battery-of an insulting or provoking nature

2008-09-24T19:53:00.001-04:00

another source from dlisted
but some dude farted on a cop and got battery charges for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://dlisted.com/node/28431#comments

BREAKING GOSSIP GIRL NEWZ!!

2008-09-24T14:16:00.001-04:00

CHUCK BASS AND DREW BARRYMORE MADE OUT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOLEN FROM MICHAEL K

The other night Drew Barrymore was seen leaving some joint with Chace Crawford, but it looks like she was only using him to get to the real goods: Chuck Bass. Last night at the Kings of Leon concert after-party at Bowery Electric in NYC, Drew and Chuck Bass were caught tongue fucking each other's mouths. I know. I'm so romantic.

A source told UsWeekly that this is the second time they have made out in public. Shit. This means Drew is pregnant or she's officially Chuck Bass' beard. One of those.

I'm guessing that Chuck only stuck his tongue down Drew's mouth because he couldn't stand hearing her lisp anymore! Although, I bet it sounds cute when Drew says his last name. Wethwick. That is kind of cute.

UPDATE: A reader just sent me this shit about Drew and Chuck Bass: "I was standing outside Pourhouse smoking and they walked by me, arms around each other, and he was wearing leather pants and a PURPLE FANNY PACK!!!" That explains everything.

The Phantom of the Opera is there...inside your mind

2008-09-23T12:28:00.003-04:00

METRO UK

Woman killed by man in Phantom mask
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The assailant was wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask
A knifeman wearing a "Phantom of the Opera" mask and a wig allegedly stabbed to death his ex-girlfriend before slitting his own throat, it was revealed today.

The 23-year-old victim died after being attacked last night while at work as a receptionist at St George's International College in Plaistow, east London.

A second woman, believed to be her colleague, was stabbed in the shoulder in the incident.

A 29-year-old man was under police guard in hospital today after being arrested on suspicion of murder and attempted murder.

Detectives confirmed that the suspect was seen immediately before the attack wearing a curly black wig and a Phantom of the Opera-style face mask.

SAdness

2008-09-22T23:59:00.000-04:00

Rainbowzz

2008-09-22T23:55:00.003-04:00

This female feels that rainbows are a government conspiracy...

i really wanna go to punk and disorderly.

2008-09-19T16:45:00.002-04:00

im so out of shape on my german i could use a trip abroad.
anywho, i also think i need to see cocksparrer for a third time.
comon look at this list:

ANTI PASTI
ARGY BARGY
BLACK TARTAN CLAN
THE BOYS
COCK SPARRER
CRASHED OUT
CRUSHING CASPARS
THE DESPISED
DETECTORS
DISCHARGE
DISCIPLINE
EASTSIDE BOYS
FREIBOITER
GIMP FIST
THE GONADS
DIE KASSIERER
KLASSE KRIMINALE
KLINGONZ
LAST RESORT
MARK FOGGO'S SKASTERS
MELANIE & THE SECRET ARMY
MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE
MOPED LADS
PÖBEL & GESOCKS
PULLOUT
RADIO DEAD ONES
RAZORBLADE
SECTION 5
SONIC BOOM SIX
SYMARIP
TOXPACK
URBAN REJECTS
VICE SQUAD

have i found the perfect costume or what?

2008-09-17T22:25:00.003-04:00

and it remember, its labeled "FOR ADULTS".
and see the side picture where the dude is lookin through the peep hole... look how happy he is... it just really makes me wonder, what the fuck has this world come to??

For all those sneaky bitches out there...

2008-09-17T21:38:00.001-04:00

40 degrees when i tell that bitch please

2008-09-17T18:58:00.002-04:00

the fact that this is so fucked up yet i laughed really hard when i read it is a sure sign that i am going to hell.

http://www.tard-blog.com/

artfag time

2008-09-16T11:26:00.003-04:00

if anyone (with a particularly large wallet) was wondering what to get me for my birthday (December 20th, ya hear?!) I suggest you look at the work of Jordan Eagles
I first discovered him with the azn at Bridge Art Fair '07 while tearing up Art Basel and he has been on my mind ever since.
His work is composed of blood (according to the rep at Bridge, its animal blood) and resin.
Gory, eh?
i find his work to be simple and beautiful yet quite disturbing.
Heres a few samplings

uhhh

2008-09-15T21:38:00.004-04:00

There are babies in my house..plural. I'm trying to figure out who's smarter the little people or the cat. It's a close one...
A wise man once told me a truth about those things, "Babies, they literally know nothing." It's really true. The kids respond better to summoning but the cat is more cooperative. The baby walks around with one shoe, the cat doesn't recognize it's own reflection in a mirror.
Can I haz a dog?

Birthday time!!

2008-09-14T13:44:00.002-04:00

Today is lovely Mina's birthday! GIFTS AND WELL WISHES CAN COMMENCE<3

yay or nay

2008-09-13T18:07:00.002-04:00

so i didn't eat yesterday because i'm broke and drank a shit ton. as a result i woke up drunk, and decided cheezy tots are the way to go (burger king was ideal because i got free bk gift cards at a bar. it's bizarre, they give out packs of cigarettes and free stuff (like bk gift cards) at bars, but rarely free booze). they are the most vile yet awesome invention in the world that must be dipped in ranch.

i suggest you try them.

BTDUBS

2008-09-12T03:05:00.001-04:00

The new Facebook is fucking retarded.

NEVER FORGET

2008-09-12T02:59:00.002-04:00

GOD BLESS AMERICA

(i know i'm late but late is better than never)

wanna have a babyyy???

2008-09-10T00:11:00.002-04:00

"my life dream is to drop out of school to be on girls gone wild and to have maa babyy"

Don't you still wish it was 1992

2008-09-09T23:01:00.004-04:00

Perhaps Lars Ulrich would be more popular now adays if he had just made a rap video.

Jeff showed this to me years ago and I randomly thought of it today and felt it necessary

SHOWSSSSSS

2008-09-07T23:21:00.004-04:00

So Far...

September 10th --G.B.H.

September 13th --25 Ta Life, Razorblade Handgrenade

September 19th --Sick of it All

September 21st --Hub City Stompers, Razorblade Handgrenade

September 27th --Cro-mags (jam), Sick of it All, Murphy's Law

October 4th --Templars, Ultimo Asalto

October 5th --Killing time!!

October 11th --No Redeeming Social Value, S.S.S.P.

October 11th --Killing joke

October 15th --Danzig

October 25th --25 Ta Life

November 6th --Bad Brains

November 29th --Murphy's Law

December 6th --Killing Time

BE THERRR OR I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP

I think I just went retarded....

2008-09-07T15:27:00.002-04:00

...after watching this video

Jamie Foxx Destroys Doug Williams

2008-09-07T13:07:00.000-04:00

This is from the Emmit Smith Roast a few years back. Doug Williams makes a lame attempt to be funny and appears haggard and resentful. Watch the clip below to see him be humiliated...

current obsessions.

2008-09-04T20:22:00.000-04:00

Gah! So I'm sure most of you are all facing the same school-work-life balancing act so I figured I'd post something [somewhat] related to each!

School:

I found this neat site Free Rice which is basically a triva site but every time you get an answer right they donate 10 grains of rice as an effort to stop world hunger. Seem

s like very little but when you get frustrated in an attempt to get to level 10 on the "famous paintings" subject you realize how many thousands of grains you've added. The subjects are from english vocabulary to famous paintings (art history dorks unite! paintings mainly from post impressionism/impressionism/renassaince) and learning languages (German! Fuck yeah!) I find this especially fun on the train/bus whatever when I'm bored using my phone.

Work:

So this isn't so work related per-se but I heard this song for the first time AT work on the American Apparel internet radio do-hickey Viva. Every since then I've been obsessed. Perhaps its just because the

band name is "Neon Neon".

Either way, listen, hate on me, then secretly love it. :D

Trick For Treat - Neon Neon

Life:

Okay I know this is really cheesy but I've

been so busy lately that I forgot how beautiful sunsets were in Miami and as I was taking my leisurely stroll home from the train I got to notice it. I'll be like the postcard for Miami saying come here! visit me! Save me from... I don't know. Anywho I snapped a picture from my iphone.

Thank you Google Images!

2008-09-04T15:57:00.001-04:00

Words of the day: Raggedy Ass Ho inspired by Leatherface aka Heather from Rock of Love

OK. This is serious.

2008-09-02T04:36:00.000-04:00

http://www.8minutedating.com/

Who's with me?

PRO NAILS

2008-09-02T02:23:00.001-04:00

schools starting and it's back to school shopping season.
so i got new nails:

not as good as the b.c.b . nails from before, but still fabulous and from a ghetto place called asia nails.
Since i'mbroke i've been living off of eggs and pasta and some how stumbled on this crazy i love egg video.

THIS HOW WE ROLL

2008-09-01T19:01:00.000-04:00

We Rockin' stiletto's hoe

this song is so true. ella we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!

Got Problems I'll Solve em. Hit that Bitch with a Bottle.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING

2008-09-01T02:08:00.000-04:00

Wankers and Twats

2008-08-31T23:59:00.000-04:00

So, if anyone has seen me in the past week, you know that I've been holed up in my room watching my new obsessive favorite British sitcom Skins. It's pretty much the most amazing show, combining issues from both Gossip Girl (sans the rich part) and Degrassi but without the horrendous corny lines. Can someone please watch it too and discuss with me? Thanks. Here's the gist of it:

That's if you're down for your shit, bitch.

2008-08-31T20:59:00.000-04:00

I found this DVD at Duane Reade while drunk with itis. Nobody let me buy it but I found it online. It's not as chola-rific as I was hoping but if you want to watch people who can't act be scandalous check out this link. I think this may just be about a hummer limo.
http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/quinceaera/

If you just want exquisite cholas from el barrio watch Mi Vida Loca, it's so good it inspires me to wear flannel and draw my eyebrows on with sharpies.

get the rest, although in sections on youtube.

-Traviesa

Man bunzz is sickies :(

2008-08-31T19:17:00.000-04:00

My fluffy little man started having health issues last week when he began screaming like the invisible dinosaurs in The Sound of Horror. This prompted some chaos and confusion but the vet came and told me that my Sid Vicious was actually a Nancy Spungen and that she probably just had gas... or cancer. No biggie right?

Well He had surgery and the vet called me later to say she had "squeezed a penis out" and that "it had been in hiding"... strange... and that his problem was just with bladder sediment.

Well now he has an abscess where his unnecessary spaying surgery (oh yeah they tried to neuter him, as a girl) and he smells funny and every bunny clinic is closed for the holiday :(

Update: the vet came back and she took him up with her and sewed his abscess together but then was claiming that he "appeared to be on hallucinogenic drugs" and was running away from things that weren't there and afraid of nothing. My poor baby! he's staying the night for observation.

I'M SLEEPING WITH THA-REE DA-I-FFERENT MEN!

2008-08-27T21:38:00.000-04:00

I feel like everyone could use a break from school thoughts and watch this petite-eyebrowed princess tell us in her best hoodrat voice what she really wants....

ella come home

2008-08-27T11:41:00.001-04:00

This post is in memory of vampirella. She may never come home again once those college kids get their filthy hands on her. Missssssssss you! in other news this post is not about anything but I might as well mention the beautiful items I purchased at sephora yesterday since I recommend all of them (sorry boys)
- the bare minerals starter kit rulezzzz
-the dry shampoo spray by rene furterer is ultra fabulous for people who dont wash their hair like me
-lip venom lip balm is addictive, I cant get enough
-the clinique makeup brush cleaner works wonders. ok that is all.
Damn I hate the school year, it makes me realize im not doing anything with my life
rip summer

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE SASS GET OUT OF THE BLOG.

2008-08-25T19:50:00.000-04:00

Welcome to the hotness. Anyone knowledgeable in html hit us up. Summer is winding down and Our Lady of Gramercy is off to school in California. Tonight is her last night to party so give her a call. The Clubhouse/Headquarters is almost complete, any Dolly Parton/Elvis/ RuPaul/Elizabeth Taylor/Sleepy puppy posters and lifesize cutouts are very welcome. Make your names and write away.

Montel Williams.